• person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
  • me: does it look like i give a fuck.
  • family feud host: name a four legged animal
  • contestant: a snake
  • rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE


(Source: pandithoughts)


linklarkinofficial:

Resemblance?

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When you start to laugh while drinking something:

laugh-addict:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: oliveuh)

When people look hot from behind.

laugh-addict:

You will laugh here! 

(Source: roflwaffless)

  • Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
  • Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.